Dumb questions

Some of the dumb questions that I heard people asking.
  1. How are you? (This is dumb more often than not)
  2. Whats good to eat in your restaurant?
  3. How is your married life? (I was asked this question just 4 days into marriage - What an Idiot)
  4. What do you want to be? (specially when asked in a job interview)
  5. How was the food? (Guests invited for dinner get asked)
  6. Isn't she cute?, referring to his 4 year old daughter
  7. Where is India?, asked a cabbie in US (300,000 KMs south of moon you moron)
  8. Are you happy with the pay-rise?
  9. A guy comes into office to say he has resigned and going somewhere else and you say "Don't tell me that" -(****** he has just told you that and you tell him not to tell you that)
  10. What do you mean? (this guy actually doesn't understand or like what he was told and thinks he is acting smart by putting across the other guy. Heights.)
God, give me the courage to tell truth next time someone ask me any one of these questions.

BTW, Ram Gopal Varma's blog (comments section of each post) is probably the single most populated place in the world for dumb-dumber-dumbest questions.

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